Wow ... Why didn't anyone think of this before?

Fortunately, someone has ... See ...

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=506636

Well, who are the female counterparts of the original Seven?

We already have Maggie McOmie as the Leader.

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 10 Apr 2005 23:14 PDT

My thanks to one and all.

Sigourney Weaver

Lucy Lawless

Roseanne

Linda Hamilton

Angelina Jolie

and one-time Pink PowerRanger,

Jennifer Garner

Great idea, but do it with the original cast IN DRAG!

I was going to say, Camila Parker Bowles as Charles Bronson's horse,
but that's not very nice, so I wont.

OMG thx1138....harharharhar ;- )

Bryan....

Here's my take on the Magificent Seven:

Steph53
Pinkfreud
Arch...( can't remeber the spelling...Tryx )
Cynthia
Badabing
Stressedmum
Crabcakes

Whaddya think?

Steph53

Of course, if it took seven men, it would probably only take one or
two womenfolk to get the job done...

YES, Steph ... Good casting:

Steph53 (with shaven head) as the Leader.

Pinkfreud as Steve McQueen's 'other half' (with lots of merry quips?)
 
Arch...(can't remeber the spelling...Tryx) I can't rebemer the
spelling either, as James Coburn's missus. She could be great at
throwing forks.

Cynthia will look good as Charles Bronson's bit of stuff.

Badabing is perfect as Robert Vaughan's sweetheart.

Stressedmum would be great as Brad Dexter's 'Sheila'.

BUT Crabcakes is far too young to play Horst Buccholz's hausfrau.

Still 6 out of 7 is not bad!

QE I  (Please note, the first one)  without her wig.

Is Archy-tryx female, mother of two sons, who still want to travel to
Europe with the family?
I don't think she would be right for the role.

Stressedmum, though, maybe.  Those Aussie girls  - if they are not
effete Melbournites -  can really ride  - the waves.  I knew one from
the country who swang a mean bullwhip too (not at me; to show up a
Sydney male student who was trying to make it crack).  But this is
getting out of hand.

If the name weren't so omnipresent on the web, the film should be called
"The Seven Amazons"  (but maybe then they would have to bare not just
their heads),  or "The Ride of the Valkyries to the Rescue".

Pafalafa:  you're such a gentleman.

Don't forget the Mexican bandits all fortyfive of them.
Or at least the leader

I'm in! Woo hoo. I've packed my Akubra and my whip and my boogie board
(fyi Myoarin, a proud Melbourne sheila I may be, but effete? Moi?
Yawn... I'd be positively incandescent with rage at such impudence if
I wasn't just so darned tired!
(Steph, do you want me to pack a spare Akubra for you -- those shaven
heads can get very sunburnt).
Now just point me to the right end of the horse and I'll be ready to
ride off into the virtual sunset with my Magnificent Sisters!

An Akubra, Stressedmum?

The mind boggles ... 

I never wear any bra myself.

Hey Probo,

"I never wear any bra myself."

... and here's hoping you continue to resist the urge, honey! Nah, you
duffer, an Akubra is the quintessential hat for the quintessential
Aussie and Aussiephile. Here, have a look at this site and start
measuring that probonocranium for your very own bit of Downunder on
top!

(They're actually really good hats and people really do wear them around here.)
(Not inside, of course. That would be uncouth. We're very couth here.)

http://www.akubra.com.au/foyer.html

Stressedmum-ga,
And I thought you came from back of Burke, sorry.  But with an akubra 
(Probono: that is THE Aussie felt hat); no, if the film is going to be
with with hairless ladies, no hats.  I would suggest "Pinkzinc", which
has nothing to do with Pinkfreud.  It is stuff that comes in a tube
that sun-fearing Aussies smear on their exposed skin, pink for those
who don't like the plain white zinc stuff (which would reveal their
non-Aussie fear of too much sun.  Still got a 30 - year old tube of
the stuff somewhere).
Probo's film could be sequel to "Seven Brides of Seven Brothers",
admittedly with only the "seven women" as a connection, but ...
If Stressedmum never wears  a three letter word, she/you may be a real
Amazon, she /you is/are definitely not effete  - a true Aussie sheila,
the kind who could tell a pommie like Probono where to go splash his
boots.
(Sorry P-B, that that was at your expense, but I side with the sheila
in my own self-defence.)

Hi, Stressedmum

Many thanks for sorting my bra.

Hi, Myo

I was going to cast you as the Leader of the Bandidos but you are far
too smart for that.

You can now be the guy that James Coburn kills with his knife. (No
stand-ins or stunt men will be used.)

Emjoy!

Myoarin, I'm blushing! Don't get the wrong idea 'bout this Melbournite
of the female persuasion; I was quoting the esteemed and reassuringly
braless Probo. I am well and truly contained. To be otherwise would be
utterly tawdry, and we Melbournites are nothing if not cultured and
elegant. I'll have you know that I'm orf to the opera on Wednesday
night! Truly-ruly. Can't be braless at the opera. What would people
think?
Nabucco, in case anyone asks. But I'll be humming "Ride of the
Valkyries" (and no doubt being asked to leave) and thinking of my
sisters in magnificence -- and pink zinc!

Bryan!  
As long as you don't suggest sorting anything is Mrs. Stressedmum's,
I'll forgive you.
At the opera?  With or without?  There just too many things to
consider, not including speculation about what people could think ... 
You don't want me to try to cover the subject, much less, to get an
all encompassing grasp off it, I am sure.
But just hum the tune to "rocking, rolling, riding" and your neighbors
will at least know that you've got your native heart in the right
(well, it's more to the left) place, and that you aren't some kind of
Wagnerian wommen's liberette.
And yes, indeed, Melbourne is cultured and elegant.  Even my
Sydney-sider friends admit that the I-want-to-be-elegant crowd fly
down to M-bourne to shop for the weekend.