Where are the resources for translating JSP to PHP? I need to
translate some JSP that will fire a Crystal Report to PHP and there
seems to be a dirth of information on it. I prefer resources in
English as opposed to priesthood.

It is very simple and can be achieved in two steps. I have done it once.

Step 1- convert jsp to asp using following guide.
msdn.microsoft.com/asp.net/migration/jspmig/

Step 2- convert asp to php using ASPTOPHP tool u can found at following url.

asp2php.naken.cc/ -

regards
v