I have a dreadful problem!!  I believe my dog may be gay. Does anyone
know of any services where he may be "straightened" out??
Yours Truly 
DPRK007 
PS I understand for the Human species these services are all the rage in the 
   US.

Would your name happen to be Big Al, and do you operate a Big Boat
Ride, by any chance?

Very interesting article:

http://www.animalsvoice.com/PAGES/writes/editorial/news/features/gay_squeak.html

"...Bruce Bagemihl published Biological Exuberance: Animal
Homosexuality and Natural Diversity,one of the first books of its kind
to provide an overview of scholarly studies of same-sex behavior in
animals. Mr. Bagemihl said homosexual behavior had been documented in
some 450 species. (Homosexuality, he says, refers to any of these
behaviors between members of the same sex: long-term bonding, sexual
contact, courtship displays or the rearing of young.)..."

Not there there is anything wrong with that...... ;-)

I do not know specifically why you came to the conclusion that your
pooch may be gay, but have you considered this: Many times dogs will
"hump" each other in an act to show dominance, not sexuality. If this
is the issue, I recommend you firmly correct your dog so that he does
not continue to try to assert himself over other animals, which can
lead to aggression.