I am looking for a formula, describing the man (represented as a
picture or caricature), just a text actually, or something that is
connected to man, like there is one about the woman. I would like to
have at least three of them. I have one according to the text below,
but I want one about man.

  Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

women = time X money

and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

time = money

so we have

women = money X money, so women = money^2

from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)

by squaring both sides we have

money^2 = evil

and making the final substitution, we conclude

women = evil