I am confident that you're remembering a clever tale called
"5,271,009" by Alfred Bester. It contains exactly the plot details
that you've described.
Here are some online references:
"Alfred Bester wrote a brilliant little story titled '5,271,009'
(1954), where a mental patient is cured from his regression through
shock therapy: he acts out every clichèd SF wish-fulfilment scenario
you can think of...
...and every one of them goes sour.
*When he's the Last Man On Earth with the Last Woman, he has a
head-splitting toothache... and not a dentist in sight.
*When he's gone back to childhood with a child's body but his adult
mind and memories intact, he expects to dazzle everyone with his
intellect ('Bow to me, I'm a Child Genius!') ... instead he's beaten
up by the schoolyard bully and vilified by his teachers.
*When he knows the Great Secret that will Save Mankind, it turns out
everyone can figure it out without his help.
*When he's the Last Fertile Man on Earth, he gets bored with the
endless repetitive line-up of bedfellows... and women hate his guts,
too."
Nightshade Books
http://www.nightshadebooks.com/discus/messages/378/1713.html?1114197712
" '5,271,009,' in which a character is placed within various
science-fictional wish-fulfillment scenarios, and discovers the flaw
in each (the Last Man on Earth, and no dentists...) "
Answers.com: Alfred Bester
http://www.answers.com/topic/alfred-bester
Here's a list of anthologies in which "5,271,009" has been reprinted:
"5,271,009, (nv) F&SF Mar '54
Assignment in Tomorrow, ed. Frederik Pohl, Hanover House, 1954
Twenty Years of Fantasy & Science Fiction, ed. Edward L. Ferman &
Robert P. Mills, G.P. Putnam's, 1970
Alpha 4, ed. Robert Silverberg, Ballantine, 1973
Modern Science Fiction, ed. Norman Spinrad, Anchor Press, 1974
Starlight, Nelson Doubleday, 1976
The Light Fantastic, Berkley/Putnam, 1976
Science Fiction of the 50's, ed. Martin H. Greenberg & Joseph D.
Olander, Avon, 1979"
Index to Science Fiction Anthologies and Collections
http://contento.best.vwh.net/s23.html
If you'd like to purchase one of these anthologies from a used book
dealer online, these links should be helpful (the search may take a
few moments to complete):
AddALL Rare, Used and Out of Print Book Search: Alpha 4
http://used.addall.com/SuperRare/RefineRare.fcgi?id=050902120712552804
AddALL Rare, Used and Out of Print Book Search: The Light Fantastic
http://used.addall.com/SuperRare/RefineRare.fcgi?id=050902120815176095
AddALL Rare, Used and Out of Print Book Search: Starlight
http://used.addall.com/SuperRare/RefineRare.fcgi?id=050902120953435436
My Google search strategy:
Google Web Search: "alfred bester" "last man on earth" dentist
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22alfred+bester%22+%22last+man+on+earth%22+dentist
I hope this helps! If this is not the correct title, or if a link does
not function, please request clarification; I'll be glad to offer
further assistance before you rate my answer.
Best regards,
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