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Q: joke ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   0 Comments )
Subject: joke
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: eppy-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 10 Oct 2005 12:32 PDT
Expires: 09 Nov 2005 11:32 PST
Question ID: 578570

I'd like to hear the joke about the woman who got a small loan from
the bank, using her new Rolls Royce for collateral.

The punchline is something along the lines that the bank staff were
laughing at her for using such an expensive car as collateral for such
a small loan, but she  did it deliberatly, and somehow came out ahead.
Subject: Re: joke
Answered By: jackburton-ga on 10 Oct 2005 12:41 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
Dear eppy-ga,
The joke goes like this:
"A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5000.
The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce,
parked on the street, in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5000, and the
interest, which is $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to
borrow $5000?"
The blonde replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
2 weeks for $15.00?"
Search terms used: [ "rolls royce" +collateral ]
eppy-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars
Perfect! Thanks

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