Ok, Google, I'll bite.  Here's my question:  I am an actor with 10
years professional acting experience on my resume, mostly local sketch
comedy and regional commercials.  What I want is an audition with
George Lucas to be in the new Star Wars television show which is
currently in pre-production.  I'll take a bit role, walk on, whatever
I can get, but what I need to do is to get my name, head shot, and an
audition request into the hands of the appropriate people and make
sure the right people get it, not just some peon who won't give me a
fair shot.  This is the longest of long shots, but I have skills, 10
years of acting under my belt, and I just need the right kind of break
to squeeze my way into the tv and film industry.  My question is...
very specifically, please tell me what is the sure-fire way to make my
dream come true? If you answer my question, I will give you the $2.50.
 If your answer works out and I get the role, I will give you... I
dunno, what's good?  How does $500 sound?  $1000?  I would frikkin'
pee if you got me that kind of job.

LOL  I don't often laugh out loud at stuff I see while working here
but that one tickled me. I hope you really do get the job!

tutuzdad-ga