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Subject: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: gordok-ga
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Posted: 20 Nov 2005 20:47 PST
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Question ID: 595663
In the past, the Catholic Church has declared mermaids do not have
souls of their own.  A mermaid hears about this, and disagrees. 
Assuming she's willing to take the risk, what is the formal process by
which she can appeal/change the Church's position?  E.g., is there
some sort of council or procedure she would go through (and what is
it), or is she limited to posting a list of her complaints on the
Church door?

Request for Question Clarification by angy-ga on 25 Nov 2005 19:52 PST
I take it you'r writing a story ?

Assuming the ruling not to be on the basis that she is mythical - i.e.
assuming thatthe Church acknowledges that Merpeople do exist but
consider them soulless - is this because they are classified with the
animals? - in which case her case could be a kind of class action on
behalf of the animal kingdom

Or is she considered soulless because she belongs to Faerie? - in
which case it is more complicated, since traditionally Faerie were
considered to have no souls, but to balance that they had
exceptionally long lives.

Clarification of Question by gordok-ga on 27 Nov 2005 20:56 PST
A story idea was the initial inspiration, but I wanted to check
against the "real world."

I do not know the precise ruling or rational by the Church with
regards to mermaids not having souls, but I've seen it referred to in
several mermaid stories.

I also checked with a Catholic Father online, who stated that (in
effect) man(kind) is defined by form and soul. Thus, a mermaid is not
(hu)man, and can not have a soul since souls are uniquely granted by
God to (hu)man beings.  I do not know how universal said Father's
opinion is within the Church.
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Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: sublime1-ga on 20 Nov 2005 22:49 PST
 
Somebody's bound to point it out, so let it be me...

She doesn't have a leg to stand on...  ; )
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: nelson-ga on 21 Nov 2005 06:31 PST
 
She should fly (er, swim) right to Vatican City and demand an audience
with the Pope.
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: pafalafa-ga on 21 Nov 2005 07:12 PST
 
If the Church is right, and she has no soul of her own, then
presumably she has borrowed someone else's...probably the guy I saw
singing karaoke over the weekend.

She should return it.  Immediately.
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: markvmd-ga on 21 Nov 2005 09:35 PST
 
This is too deep for me to fathom. It's so much pressure that it's
giving me a haddock. I'm gonna go get tanked.

--Marlin
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: rabaga-ga on 21 Nov 2005 09:42 PST
 
Mermaids and souls are both figments of the imagination
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: myoarin-ga on 21 Nov 2005 10:13 PST
 
She obviously needs a lawyer, although I doubt that any sea lawyers
she may be able to contact are recognized by the Vatican.
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: nelson-ga on 21 Nov 2005 19:57 PST
 
pafalafa-ga, were you at Pieces Saturday night?
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: pafalafa-ga on 21 Nov 2005 20:03 PST
 
Could be...was that you wailing?
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: jadayu-ga on 24 Nov 2005 00:49 PST
 
The Catholic Church may not accept her application for conisderation
if she could not provide a certificate that she is not a practicing
lesbian.


Now,who should she approach for this certificate?
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: politicalguru-ga on 24 Nov 2005 02:10 PST
 
She should appeal at the Holy Sea.
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: digsalot-ga on 24 Nov 2005 06:32 PST
 
Nobody has provided any information as to whether this Mermaid is
Xanthian or not.  If she is, then she may already have a quarter, or
even a half soul, depending on her ancestry and/or social
relationships.

The Good Magican would know.

And I didn't use a single pun.

Cheers
Digs
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: pinkfreud-ga on 24 Nov 2005 16:52 PST
 
It would seem to me that a mermaid might be pleased to be dating a
Catholic, especially on Friday. ;-)
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: mongolia-ga on 25 Nov 2005 18:56 PST
 
Pink

I would have thought that it could be highly dangerous for a Mermaid
to be dated by a Catholic on a Friday especially if there was a lack
of Fish markets and/or fish restaurants in the vicinity. Remember not
all Catholics are good at fasting even if it is a Friday.

Yours Faithfully 

Mongolia
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: nelson-ga on 28 Nov 2005 03:44 PST
 
gordok-ga, I think you are missing one important little factor here:
MERMAIDS AIN'T REAL.
Subject: Re: Mermaid appeals to Catholic Church
From: myoarin-ga on 28 Nov 2005 03:56 PST
 
Aha! Pink, I'm not sure that that has anything to do with her soul,
and without "a leg to stand on" she won't have a sole either (left or
right), but maybe one of her parents was one.   (Acknowledgements to
W. Shakespeare).

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