where can i get !!!authentic!!!! damaged/irregular or factory second designer jeans
from nordstrom or any other department store?  is there a website
online or do i call nordstrom?

Most factory "seconds" never make it to the retailer.  Their contracts
with suppliers call for "first quality", and the suppliers inspect
their products to deliver same.

Seconds, if sold as such, probably will not have the retailer's label,
so you will have to identify them yourself.

Here is a site that sells seconds, but may not ones for Hipslikemonroe:
http://www.buckle.com/sdx/H25997.jsp

To a great extent, jeans are now produced in the Orient, so I expect
that seconds don't make it to western markets.
http://jeans.information.in.th/

But this is just one man's opinion.  I wish you luck.