I believe that Chou Pastry is a traditional German dish that goes well
with Kartoffel and Dunkel Bier.

In 10 non-profane German words (or less) can you tell me in which country I reside?

Dankeshoen.

Bryan, 

Im Land, dem uns Queen Victoria und ihr Beckham brachte! 

PG 

PS - The Beckhams are not profane, are they? 

PS 2 - I have this one: 
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandteig 

PS 3 - We have a player called Miroslav Klose, which sounds almost
like Klöße, these dumplings made (sometimes) out of choux pastery. Do
you have any types of dishy sounding guys in your football team?
Thought so.

There you are FIVE TWINKLIES for your tasty offering.

England does have two potentially edible players both called Cole: Ashley & Joe.

They are hardly 'dishy' because Cole is a type of cabbage that is
decidedly untasty. You may have heard of Cole's Law?

Cole Porter, a long forgotten composer and a contemporary of Mozart's,
would probably still be remembered today had he been called Pineapple
Porter.

Muchas Gracias

Bryan

Oops, 

Forgot: 

PS 4 - thanks for cheering me up!