In a Lottery that is only held once every decade AND when I never even
bought a ticket?

Yes, I am a lucky winner and similar good fortune has also befallen on
one of my daughters. And, like me, she didn't buy a ticket either.

Imagine TWO winners in the same family!

However, we have both decided to dedicate all our winnings to Hilary
Clinton, who seems a very deserving soul.

Any better ideas?

I think Daisy more deserving . Its her birthday soon
Keep it in the famillee

Bryan,
Oh, those wonderful email lotteries.
Give it to me. 
$2 question, $999,998 tip.
Now I'm back from hols, I need all the money I can get.
answerfinder

Heh, Probo, our Nigerian friends have found your Email address

Are they in Amsterdam ? 
- most likely
- there is also a nest of them in Madrid doing 'Eurolottery'
- well they do get around

Those lottery things are not much fun, a bit formulaic, but having a
'broken scammer' gets them to send you a Word doc, since the Word doc
is reported as carrying a virus and 'you did not receive' a reply to
their next attempt you get a chance to righteously abuse them.

Now we have this new SOCA thing, AnswerFinder, is there any chance
that the Dutch police could be enticed into a little 'extraordinary
rendition' ?

Who in Nigeria can I give my social security number and bank account
information to in order to get involved in this lottery?

My thanks to all for the suggestions.

Yes, Jerry, the collection point was Amsterdam.

The scammers only have the two email addresses that are shown on my
website which are, of course, routed through to me.

Great to have you back, A/F, it's not the same without you. I will now
post a question directed to you, to get you back up to speed. Watch
out!

I suspect that there aren't enough jails to hold all the scammers and
we certainly don't want any of them brought here to the UK.

Sorry, Kemlo, but Daisy is not into money. Very rare for the females
of any species.

All the Best

Bryan