I need a great punchline for the following joke set-ups:
Why did the mattress go to the zoo?
Why did the blind man go to the zoo?
The punchline for joke two can incorporate joke one and the other way
around. Got a good punchline? |
Request for Question Clarification by
sublime1-ga
on
13 Apr 2006 23:52 PDT
Why did the mattress go to the zoo?
He heard about all the 'lion down' there.
Why did the blind man go to the zoo?
He heard about all the lyin' down there - somebody said a mattress
had visited there recently.
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Request for Question Clarification by
tutuzdad-ga
on
14 Apr 2006 07:26 PDT
Why did the mattress go to the zoo?
Because in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Why did the blind man go to the zoo?
Because it was 10 scent day.
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Request for Question Clarification by
hammer-ga
on
14 Apr 2006 07:51 PDT
Why did the mattress go to the zoo?
Because he saw a newspaper story about how all the animals were being
put to sleep.
Why did the blind man go to the zoo?
Because he can't read the newspaper.
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Clarification of Question by
voytek-ga
on
14 Apr 2006 17:48 PDT
Thems be good.
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Request for Question Clarification by
hammer-ga
on
15 Apr 2006 04:49 PDT
Voytek,
Are you willing to accept any of the offerings as an official answer?
- Hammer
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Clarification of Question by
voytek-ga
on
15 Apr 2006 16:07 PDT
Hammer-
I would like to - but I must admit I'm not sure how to specify which
is the accepted answer.
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Request for Question Clarification by
hammer-ga
on
15 Apr 2006 16:13 PDT
Voytek,
If you like an answer provided by someone whose name is underlined and
blue, such as sublime, tutuzdad, or myself, just say who and we will
post in the Answer box. If your favorite answer is by someone whose
name is not in blue, then it is a free comment. Again, say who, just
so we know.
BTW, I really enjoyed this question. I don't think it's inappropriate
and I hope you continue to post.
- Hammer
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