Are you a genius?

Some people may think so....I couldn't possibly comment :)

Here's what the Hyper Dictionary says on the matter of genius (
http://www.hyperdic.net/dic/g/genius.shtml )

1/ Someone who has exceptional intellectual ability and originality. 
2/ Unusual mental ability. 
3/ Someone who is dazzlingly skilled in any field. 
4/ Exceptional creative ability. 
5/ A natural talent. 

And here's how they apply to me :)

1/ I write fantasy and horror novels in my "spare" time, I work as a
tech author for a living, I'm a google researcher, and I still find
time to trawl the net for info on pole shifts, UFOs, Hollow Earth
theorists and, as I'm Scottish, my pet favourite, the Loch Ness
Monster  - does that count?

2/ My wife thinks my mental abilities are "very" unusual 

3/ I once won the Glasgow University yard-of-ale drinking championship

4/ I'm a brilliant liar!

5/ See 3


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while the full offline dictionary on CD-rom covers more than 120,000
entries.
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And thanks for the vote of confidence. Hope to answer more stuff for
you along the way.

Willie

Well, Willie, you have just won another 5 stars ... Are you allowed to
wear these on your kilt?

Mind you, you almost blew this by admitting that you are Scottish ...
but then nobody's perfect.

Tell me, do they (and can they) still play football in Scotland?

Incidentally, I hope you've noticed that Oldham Athletic are top of
Division 2.

Regards

Bryan

Bravo! willie-ga
Your answers are outstanding! I just wonder what time you set in the
yard-of-ale drinking championship?

Willie may very well be a genius. Of course, the definition of genius
may vary, depending upon whose opinion you accept.

But it seems absolutely certain that Willie is genial. ;-)

The yard-of-ale was a "big" yard (3.25 pints I think) and I did it in
just under ten seconds....which was, by a strange coincidence, almost
exactly the same time it took to get rid of it in the toilet
afterwards :)

Willie!

Why haven't you come to the forum to have a beer or five with the rest
of us rabble-rousers?  C'mon, already!

--Missy

Missy ...

Did ya not notice? He's a Scotsman. He wudna gae anywhere where he
might have to pay.

Can I come?

Bryan

Bryan

I gave up on Scottish football after our mighty 2-2 draw with the
Faroes....things just can't get any better than that. The game is in a
terrible state up here at the moment and there's not a single
international class scottish player around. Shameful when you think of
Bremner, Souness, Daglish, Law, Hansen et al

And I don't visit the Forum coz I'm just too busy....hope to get to it
soon :)