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Q: Terrorism ( No Answer,   3 Comments )
Subject: Terrorism
Category: Relationships and Society > Politics
Asked by: tranmerica-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 24 May 2006 14:11 PDT
Expires: 23 Jun 2006 14:11 PDT
Question ID: 732096
Where is Osama bin Laden?
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Subject: Re: Terrorism
From: pinkfreud-ga on 24 May 2006 14:18 PDT
Anyone who can answer that can earn a lot more than $2 by providing
the information elsewhere. ;-)
Subject: Re: Terrorism
From: poe-ga on 24 May 2006 19:27 PDT
The quick answer would be On The Run. Is that a town in Missouri?

The safest bet is that he's currently somewhere in the United States
earning a serious amount of money as an Osama bin Laden impersonator.

The cynical answer is that he's in a New York apartment overlooking
the rubble of the World Trade Center, and he's been there for the last
six years.

The preferable answer, of course, is that he's six feet under.
Subject: Re: Terrorism
From: frde-ga on 25 May 2006 05:40 PDT
Funny that, I've just been reading an autobiography of John Simpson, a
BBC reporter who tended to get about.

Around 1992 (could be earlier) he was filming in Afghanistan, when
Osama turned up and asked the (friendly) Mujahedin to kill JS and his
cameraman for $500

The locals declined the offer, and Osama took to his bed, weeping with frustration.

Now, JS could have invented this, but if he did not, it is rather interesting.

My take is that he is a stage prop - if he is alive at all.

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