I'm seeking work in technology / federal government sector. I have a
broad background in engineering. I'm seeking work with a  US company
that employs intelligence analysts / linguists / engineers for jobs in
Afghanistan.
These jobs should NOT require or be with the following companies:
*World Wide Language Resources
*Titan or any subcontractor of L-3 Titan.com
*should not require a pre-existing clearance but should sponsor one for a new hire
*Should pay a minimum of $80,000+
*Must be FRESH and available now and not a late advertisement
If it is a linguistics job, it should require only the ability to
SPEAK Pashto and NOT read or write it. (i.e. a mobile track contract
through DOD).
*Requirement should be immediate and the process for hire should not
be more than two weeks.

Wow! a whole $300 pennies (probably 240 pennies) for researchers to
answer the Impossible! This is the icing on all those "Is there God"
questions lmaooo

You're right. That was a cheap shot. Hopefully, I can get some answers
for $7 bucks more. :-)

So, here we have TWO geniuses (well almost)!

What's the difference between a genius and a genuis?

Is it just that one can't spell?