I am looking to change banks and I just can't seem to find the right
one. I have two requests if you are considering answering this
question: please be familiar with the financial industry in chicago
and please be precise in which one you recommend.
why I am changing:
I currently have a checking account with washington mutual. without me
having lost my debit card, the information has been compromised.
someone has gone through stores in new york state and spent about
$3,800 this past weekend. which is forcing me to live off ramen
noodles until my next payday. given that I had planned on buying a car
and using this money as a downpayment this week, I am extremely
frustrated at the lack of effort on washington mutuals part. upon
complaining, they told me it would take five to seven business days
until the funds would be back in my account and that I would have to
pay overdraft charges. considering that I neither spent this money nor
am willing to claim responsibility for the compromised data (I do not
enter sweepstakes or use this card online and haven't in fact used it
at all in three months), I feel wronged. thus my relations with
washington mutual are coming to an end.
my financial situation:
I make $75,000 per annum yet am prone to going into the reds. it's not
that I spend all that much, I'm just the eternal artist who is
completely incapable of bringing his checks to the bank on time. my
credit reflects that. I am allergic to hidden fees and minimum
balances.
what I desire:
a checking account with a bank that will just work. I am impatient. it
bothers me that washington mutual is so inflexible. there is a rule
for everything here. I opened this account in los angeles years ago
and in spite of being the same company, simple maintenance requests
(like a certified check) are impossible for the local branches in
chicago to fulfill. I am looking for a bank that will pick up the
phone right away, that cares about getting me out of their branches in
as little time as possible and that gives me excellent online banking.
your task
is, should you accept it, to find the ideal bank for the chaotic,
demanding yet highly functional sociopath that is me. I want you to
consider my situation, compare available banks for a resident of
chicago, illinois and make a recommendation. which checking account at
which bank would make me the happiest? you do not have to go into
great details here. make one recommendation, if you like, and I will
go with it if I understand your reasoning. credit unions are okay as
are commercial banks. you do not have to prove to me that you did the
research. only the result matters to me.
bonus: I have a record here of being a good tipper. while the original
bid for this question is low, I will offer a $50 tip in three months
if I am happy with what you recommended. make sure to let me know how
to contact you at that point.
thank you,
chris. |
