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Q: another cat question ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   10 Comments )
Subject: another cat question
Category: Family and Home > Pets
Asked by: timespacette-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 27 Jul 2006 20:18 PDT
Expires: 26 Aug 2006 20:18 PDT
Question ID: 750256
what name do you suspect your cat has for you?

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Subject: Re: another cat question
Answered By: pinkfreud-ga on 30 Jul 2006 14:19 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars

I call my cats by various monikers,
Many of which are silly:
I call them "Pussipoo Pet" and "Pawlickers,"
"Nittycat Nibblers," and "Dilly."

I call them "Schmookums" and "Doodle" and "Rumpers,"
I call them "Pigpuss" and "Kat Kahuna"
And "Cattywumpus" and "Thunderbumpers."
Do they answer? Yes, if I'm serving tuna.

My dog spies report on the cattish plans
And the lack of a flattering cognomen:
The cats call me "She Who Opens Cans"
Or "That Foolish Here-Kitty Woman."

I know what they mean when they mutter "Meow":
That's "Gimme the Num-Nums, Honey."
They call me "The Forker-Over of Chow,"
And "Lady Whose Breath Smells Funny."

I know they love me, but feline affection
Is based on caloric needs:
Their deepest love is that food connection,
And I am "The One Who Feeds."


Best wishes from Pink

--and from









timespacette-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $3.00
Wow, Pink! 

This is purrrfect.

thanks so much

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Subject: Re: another cat question
From: livioflores-ga on 27 Jul 2006 20:53 PDT
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: probonopublico-ga on 27 Jul 2006 23:05 PDT
Now I don't have a cat but I did have one once.

I suspect that she called me 'That Person' in a very condescending and
resentful manner.
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: kemlo-ga on 28 Jul 2006 01:09 PDT
In one of the ALIEN films there is a prison warden who is known by a
number,,, His IQ

I humbly suggest this for Bryan

But which number 

think of a number

any number
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: myoarin-ga on 28 Jul 2006 02:20 PDT
There usually aren't too many prison wardens, so I suspect Kemlo is
assuming "any number" will have only two digits.

As to my parents' Persian cat, he used to carry on conversations with
Dad and no doubt had a name for him, rather what Livioflores has
suggested, I imagine.
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: nelson-ga on 28 Jul 2006 03:22 PDT
I suspect he calls me Dumbass behind my back.
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: markvmd-ga on 28 Jul 2006 07:47 PDT
I expect my cats call me "the fat furry one that feeds us" to
differentiate from my wife, "the hairless one that feeds us." The
irony is I am bald and she has long hair. I would think cats would
overlook such minor affectations to notice the overall effect.

We may also be known as "the warm one" and "the warmer one."
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: aussietpp-ga on 28 Jul 2006 11:40 PDT
It sounded like Meowlo when she talked to me :)

Possibly meaning "Skinny Cold Feet"
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: steph53-ga on 28 Jul 2006 12:26 PDT
My cat calls me "Mommy"

Subject: Re: another cat question
From: myoarin-ga on 30 Jul 2006 19:22 PDT
And Pinky wins again!  :-D
Subject: Re: another cat question
From: pinkfreud-ga on 31 Jul 2006 10:36 PDT
Thanks for the five stars and the tip, TS. I shall use it to buy cat
treats, of course. ;-)


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