what name do you suspect your cat has for you?


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ON THE NAMING BY CATS

I call my cats by various monikers,
Many of which are silly:
I call them "Pussipoo Pet" and "Pawlickers,"
"Nittycat Nibblers," and "Dilly."

I call them "Schmookums" and "Doodle" and "Rumpers,"
I call them "Pigpuss" and "Kat Kahuna"
And "Cattywumpus" and "Thunderbumpers."
Do they answer? Yes, if I'm serving tuna.

My dog spies report on the cattish plans
And the lack of a flattering cognomen:
The cats call me "She Who Opens Cans"
Or "That Foolish Here-Kitty Woman."

I know what they mean when they mutter "Meow":
That's "Gimme the Num-Nums, Honey."
They call me "The Forker-Over of Chow,"
And "Lady Whose Breath Smells Funny."

I know they love me, but feline affection
Is based on caloric needs:
Their deepest love is that food connection,
And I am "The One Who Feeds."

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Best wishes from Pink

--and from

Nermal
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Nermal_in_Bag.jpg

PittyPat
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/MissPittyPat.jpg

Felix
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Felix.jpg

Pearl
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Pearl.jpg

Cyndi
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Cyndi_computer.jpg

Ivan
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Ivan_the_Purrible.jpg

Runty
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Runtycat.jpg

Susie
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Susie.jpg

Zimmie
Brownie
Sloopy
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/Pets/Zimmie_Brownie_Sloopy.jpg

Wow, Pink! 

This is purrrfect.

thanks so much


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rrrr...mioouu...rrr

Now I don't have a cat but I did have one once.

I suspect that she called me 'That Person' in a very condescending and
resentful manner.

In one of the ALIEN films there is a prison warden who is known by a
number,,, His IQ

I humbly suggest this for Bryan

But which number 

think of a number

any number

There usually aren't too many prison wardens, so I suspect Kemlo is
assuming "any number" will have only two digits.

As to my parents' Persian cat, he used to carry on conversations with
Dad and no doubt had a name for him, rather what Livioflores has
suggested, I imagine.

I suspect he calls me Dumbass behind my back.

I expect my cats call me "the fat furry one that feeds us" to
differentiate from my wife, "the hairless one that feeds us." The
irony is I am bald and she has long hair. I would think cats would
overlook such minor affectations to notice the overall effect.

We may also be known as "the warm one" and "the warmer one."

It sounded like Meowlo when she talked to me :)

Possibly meaning "Skinny Cold Feet"

My cat calls me "Mommy"

Steph53

And Pinky wins again!  :-D

Thanks for the five stars and the tip, TS. I shall use it to buy cat
treats, of course. ;-)

~Pink