I'm looking for:
  (a) a bed and breakfast with a private cottage (as in, we (my wife
and I) would be the only people in that building... no sharing walls)
for the night of 9/30 (our wedding day!), in the vicinity of Media, PA
(anywhere in the Brandywine area is fine)

  (b) Some sort of cabin-in-the-woods (i.e., a lot less amenities than
a bed and breakfast and a lot more secluded) that can be rented for
10/1 - 10/5 or so, anywhere within 2ish hours or so of Philadelphia
(I'd assume the Poconos, but what do I know - you're the expert).

Wow......I wish I was going on a honeymoon ;)

Have a great wedding,placain, and good luck finding the perfect
secluded spot for your wedding night :)

Steph53