Sophia Loren (aged 71) has recently been voted the world's most
gorgeous person which, as you can imagine, is a huge disappointment to
me.

I would love to grab the title myself next year.

Sophia has attributed her success to an 'odd bath in virgin olive oil'.

The oilve oil I can get easily enough but where can I get the other ingredients?

Here's to 2007.

Many Thanks

Bryan

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 12 Aug 2006 23:24 PDT

Curse!

I used Kemlo's sepl checker and look what happened: 'oilve'.

Bryan,

Thanks for accepting my wee little po 
As your answer. I'm wee-po-sting it down below.

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AN ODD BATH

While taking a late outdoor dip in the highlands
Enjoying the cool of the eve,
I noticed a serpentine shape near some islands
And, though I was tempted to leave,
I got out my sketchbook and drew up a portrait.
The creature splashed up from the darkness:
She looked at my drawing and gave out a snortlet
And said "What an excellent lochness!"

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Best from
Pigfreud, the po girl of Oinklahoma

Hi, Pink, We've got lift-off!

I'm off to Bath tomorrow to follow up Timely One's lead and I shall
take your little po with me, just in case.

I saw a photo of Sophia Loren today and I must say she does look amazing for 71.

So if it works for her then why not for me?

If I am voted the most gorgeous person in 2007 I will definitely fly
out to see you and present you with a REAL tip. None of these measly
$100 jobs that are the limit hereabouts.

All the Best

Bryan

Oddly enough, I found a spa in Bath that comes with virgins!

http://www.bbc.co.uk:80/somerset/content/image_galleries/bath_spa_project_gallery.shtml?18

Best of luck, Bryan, in your quest for Most Gorgeous Person of 2007!
 
* * *

You can try contacting one of these people, rumoured to be virgins : 

    *  Joan of Arc
    * Jorge Luis Borges
    * Emily and Charlotte Brontë
    * Lewis Carroll
    * Jesus Christ
    * Gary Coleman
    * René Descartes
    * Ralph Waldo Emerson
    * Paul Erdös
    * Immanuel Kant
    * King Louis XVI
    * Sir Isaac Newton
    * Florence Nightingale
    * Virgin Mary (according to Catholics)  

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/virginity/

Heh! Everyone's a virgin... for a while.

Bryan,

Virgin oil is extremely expensive and rare these days, as it has
become increasingly difficult to find virgins who are willing to be
squeezed. Perhaps a good substitute would be baby oil, if you can
locate some that is truly made from actual babies. Most of what you'll
find on the market is some sort of mock baby oil. Why, even Girl Scout
Cookies don't contain a smidgen of real Girl Scout nowadays.

It appears that the business world has officially acknowledged the
shortage of virgins. Why else would there be a business entity called
"Virgin Group Limited"?

http://biz.yahoo.com/ic/41/41676.html

Brilliant Pinkfreud ...

Very Many Thanks!

But I still need an Odd Bath ...

If you can also find me a some such ...

Preferably with a Photo of same ...

Then I am sure that there is an Answer lurking somewhere in Oiklahama.

Yes Kemlo, I did mean 'Oiklahama' which, according to Maureen Lipman
who played Aunt Ella in a recent London production, is a Jewish
musical.

Bryan

Oh Bryan
 Web 
Did you mean: Oklahoma  


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. 

Your search - Oiklahama - did not match any documents. 

Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.

OIKEMLO

Bryan,

Perhaps you mean "Oinklahoma," which is the residence of "pigfreud-ga."

I am having eye problems today, and my visual acuity is very poor.
Rather than creating an image, I've made a tiny po for you:

AN ODD BATH

While taking a late outdoor dip in the highlands
Enjoying the cool of the eve,
I noticed a serpentine shape near some islands
And, though I was tempted to leave,
I got out my sketchbook and drew up a portrait.
The creature splashed up from the darkness:
She looked at my drawing and gave out a snortlet
And said "What an excellent lochness!"

Sorry, Polly ... But I suspect that DEAD virgins are the sort required.

Thanks, Kemlo, for spotting my sepling mistake.

Many thanks, Pinkfreud, for the little po. Please post that as a
Answer. I am sorry that you are experiencing an eye problem ...
perhaps an odd eye-bath is indicated? Anyway I hope that you soon
recover. If it were not for the current flying restrictions I would
have popped over and muttered words of comfort.

All the Best to All the Best

Bryan

Bryan,

Thanks for the five stars and the most gorgeous tip! If I could vote
for "most gorgeous person," you'd be on the list, right up there with
Pierce Brosnan, Antonio Banderas, and Hugh Laurie. Yes, Hugh Laurie.
There is something about that bug-eyed ex-Wooster that is deeply
fascinating.

~Pink