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Subject:
Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
Category: Miscellaneous Asked by: eestudent-ga List Price: $5.00 |
Posted:
15 Aug 2006 14:50 PDT
Expires: 14 Sep 2006 14:50 PDT Question ID: 756330 |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
Answered By: johnny_phoenix-ga on 16 Aug 2006 10:50 PDT Rated: |
Hi eestudent, I hope that my answer satisfies your requirements. The answer first of all is that in the USA, the fourth amendment protects the property of a person against unreasonable searches. This means that although it is illegal in most states to carry alcohol in the streets, if you are carrying and drinking from a bag that "may or may not" have alcohol in it, it would be a violation of your rights under the fourth amendment to search the bag. This always reminds me of "shrodingers cat". If you are not familiar with this theory, in a nutshell they basically stick a theoretical cat in a theoretical chamber with a vial of acid and a tiny amount of radioactive substance.If even one atom of the substance decays it releases a hammer hitting the vial and killing the cat. Since the observer cannot see the cat and cannot know whether the material has decayed and the trap sprung, according to quantum law the cat is both dead and alive - it exists in both states. Getting back to this point, the bottle in the bag could be alcohol or it might not be, but since the possibility exists that no law has been broken there is no cause to search the person and to do so would be a violation of their fourth amendment rights. However before anyone takes to the streets filling brown paper bags with illegal substances and alcohol, the question as to whether the fourth amendment has and would be infringed is frequently tested and in law the judge, you would hope, would always weigh the interests of the safety of the public in with their consideration of an individuals constitutional rights. The Fourth Amendment ******************** The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. The Fourth Amendment http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data/constitution/amendment04/ As far as time spent, I spent about 45 minutes on this because I was already aware of the fourth amendment and knew the answer to the question. However, I spent most of the time trying to paraphrase the shrodingers cat into something that did not insult a much revered theoretical experiment. I did not geegle on this one other than to get the link for the fourth amendment link above. I hope that the this answer is satisfactory. Thanks Johnny Phoenix |
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The answer was great. I did not even suspect the issue was so freaking FUNNY!!! As many people I know, I disagree with all similar laws on alcohol, smoking, and drugs. They (gov't) could at least TRY to make it look intelligent. And finally, you could easily specify that you spent several days trying to answer the problem (lol). That is why I specified that I would like an approximate estimation of effort. Enjoy the tip. |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 16 Aug 2006 11:14 PDT |
Schrödinger had a cat, too, and his is better known. ;-) |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
From: jack_of_few_trades-ga on 16 Aug 2006 12:23 PDT |
While searching diligently for an answerable question, Pinkfreud happens to come in here. She reads the brown bag question in under a minute and thinks ?Wow, this is an easy one? I can whip this out in 20 minutes and make a quick $5.? Then she reads the overly long rant below the easy question to realize that the questioner is very picky about the way things are done and Pink realizes that she is not suited to appropriately answer the question. After 6 minutes of reading and thinking, she leaves with nothing to show for it. ?Total time for Pinkfreud: 6.2 minutes Enter Pafalafa. Like Pink, Paf sees opportunity here. He reads the title and the first part of the question and he runs off to find the right website. 8 minutes later he returns with all the information he needs to provide a complete and concise answer that would please any questioner. But as he begins to post his answer, Paf notices the extra part of the question. He thinks to himself ?Why doesn?t Eestudent just want an answer? Answers are very easy to provide and they take almost not time at all.? Feeling frustrated by the whole experience, Pafalafa leaves the question put for another researcher. ?Total time for Pafalafa: 11.5 minutes Bobbie7 comes rolling in. Being an very observant and careful researcher, Bobbie carefully reads every word of the question and the clarifications. He knows the answer but he is unsure exactly what Eestudent wants (?I do not want you to do a Google search.? ?please specify whether you did Geegling and how many hours you have spent.?) Bobbie thinks to himself ?Do I ?Geegle? or not??? Rather than spend another 10 minutes pondering the situation, Bobbie decides to leave in search of a questioner who knows what he is really asking. ?Total time for Bobbie7: 7.6 minutes Enter Johnny Phoenix. Johnny reads the question, thinks long and hard about the best way to appease Eestudent (not an easy task) and he begins to jot down some ideas on paper. The draft is finally done and Johnny proceeds to type his answer. He scratches his head several times in the process and realizes that Eestudent will tip more if he takes longer. So the process is greatly extended? 10 minutes go by. 20 minutes go by. Johnnyealizes that he could have answered the question in 15 minutes and starts to feel guilty so he finishes up and posts an answer that is worthy of the great Geegle name that stands behind it. ?Total time for Johnny Phoenix: 45 minutes -Total time so far for the 4 poor researchers dragged into this question: 70.3 minutes **and Johnny Phoenix will come back several times to read the comments to make sure his job is done. -Total time for the researchers: 1 hour 25 minutes -Total time that this question would have taken for the researchers if it was asked in the normal fashion: 30 minutes (but we wouldn?t have gotten the great cat story) I hope you know my poking and exagerated story telling is in good fun Eestudent :) I do appreciate the motivation behind what you are trying to do even if I can't appreciate the actions. Motivation usually exceeds results in my book. |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
From: johnny_phoenix-ga on 16 Aug 2006 12:39 PDT |
Spot on, back for my first visit and spent another 5 minutes reading the comments and another 6.4 minutes laughing about the comments with the wife. I knew I shouldn't have risked digression on the quantum state of potentially radioactive felines. ....There's a sentence I'll probably never use again. |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
From: eestudent-ga on 22 Aug 2006 12:42 PDT |
Sorry folks, for some freaky reason I was unable either to leave a comment or rate the answer since it was answered untill now. jack_of_few_trades-ga, you are wasting your time on GA with your talent. What can I say? I can only say that between my questions being deleted, and me wondering why I can't leave a comment just because a question has expired, I try to contribute to GA by commenting on questions that I know about. |
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Re: Why are alcoholic beverages wrapped in paper bags?
From: johnny_phoenix-ga on 23 Aug 2006 10:37 PDT |
superb, thank you very much for your generous tip. |
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