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Q: Who Is KEMLO???? ( No Answer,   15 Comments )
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Subject: Who Is KEMLO????
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: steph53-ga
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Posted: 16 Aug 2006 19:36 PDT
Expires: 15 Sep 2006 19:36 PDT
Question ID: 756841
Hi GA Community...

Has anyone else noticed this???

Whenever another " very well-admired" commentator/ questioner posts a
question/ and or comment, this Kemlo person kinda mysteriously
appears...

Whats up with that???

Steph53 ( worried in TO )
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Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: boquinha-ga on 16 Aug 2006 19:39 PDT
 
I think Kemlo is Bryan's alter ego. And apparently Bryan's alter ego can't spell. 

Regards,
Boquinha-ga
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: steph53-ga on 16 Aug 2006 19:42 PDT
 
I think you are right on, boquinha!!! ( Queen Ha )

Steph53
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: probonopublico-ga on 16 Aug 2006 21:11 PDT
 
I recently asked myself this same question (which I considered far too
difficult for Paf) and, as a result, I employed a very well-known
private eye.

His report is now sitting on my desk (Why do reports always 'sit';
don't they ever sleep?)

Here's what we know, so far:

His eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake. 

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.) 

You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long-division sums. 

I even have a name!

But under these here rules I cannot post any personal info.

Sorry!
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: kemlo-ga on 17 Aug 2006 00:47 PDT
 
Kiss me Hardy
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: kemlo-ga on 17 Aug 2006 00:58 PDT
 
Stehp

You have the nail hit on the head.  I am a door next naybor to Mister Bryan's.

 I come and live in this wonderful country of Hove,

 God's own country Mister Bryan calls it.

My British, his sepling is not so good but mister Bryan he teach me good.

But I have problem He tell me he does I got to change my surname to something more 
Hove-sounding-l What do you suggest 

Your New Neighbour Kemlo

KEMLO
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: probonopublico-ga on 17 Aug 2006 02:00 PDT
 
I've got to leave here and fast!

I've already packed and my private jet will be ready for take-off this afternoon.

Steph, did you say that you lived in Toronto?

I have every confidence that you will take very good care of me and Daisy.

(I'm not so sure about Albert.) 

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: myoarin-ga on 17 Aug 2006 06:00 PDT
 
There are indeed reasons to suspect that Kemlo is Bryan's alter ego,
but if he is, Bryan has been having this identity problem for a long
time.  Kemlo turned up here back in 2002 and could still spell quite
well back then, even asked serious questions  - as Bryan does
occasionally -  and also commented knowledgeably:
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=104359.

Indeed, his comment sounds rather like something Bryan might have known.
Maybe Kemlo is the true Bryan and Probono the alter ego, ...
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: cheryl1979-ga on 17 Aug 2006 06:31 PDT
 
Perhaps this will help:
http://ukastroimaging.co.uk/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=bf37fe89a3e388e35e451a8b55cab63f&action=viewprofile;user=Kemlo
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: probonopublico-ga on 17 Aug 2006 07:52 PDT
 
So Kemlo's into Astro Imaging!

Thanks, Cheryl, I am absolutely certain that he's the one and only!

Steph53 please ask Sublime1 to do a psychological profile.

So far, I haven't heard from Steph so I've postponed my flight until tomorrow.

I don't want to arrive on Steph's doorstep until I am sure I will be welcome.

On second thoughts, maybe Cheryl could offer me a hideaway?

Actually, I have a cousin Cheryl ... 

No that would be too much of a coincidence, wouldn't it?
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: steph53-ga on 17 Aug 2006 08:54 PDT
 
I'll leave the key under my front door mat, Bryan...

Please have my dinner ready for me when I get home from work.

But I take no responsibility for any injuries or loss of blood in the
case of a cat attack. So you are forwarned.

Kemlo is your neighbour, eh????

Hmmmmm.......verrrrry interesting.............

Steph53
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: pinkfreud-ga on 17 Aug 2006 10:29 PDT
 
My theory is that Kemlo is the last surviving warrior-king of the
Olmec civilisation. To disguise his identity, he spelled 'Olmec'
backwards. In his typical fashion, he spelled it wrong.
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: probonopublico-ga on 17 Aug 2006 11:57 PDT
 
I certainly have a new neighbour who has disfigured his house by
putting up a large sign 'Bred and Brekfirst'.

I will investigate fully and report back.

Sorry, Steph, but I'm not into cooking and, anyway, I shall now have
to stay here to carry out the promised investigations.
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: myoarin-ga on 17 Aug 2006 12:59 PDT
 
Stephs,
Since you asked somewhere else, yes, I did meet him:  looks better
than that backcover photo, and he's the kind of gentleman you would
like  - he bought me a cup of coffee.  I had the strong impression
that neither of us was disappointed.
Myo
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: steph53-ga on 17 Aug 2006 16:31 PDT
 
Bryan....

You don't cook??? You have disappointed me ....I'm always hungry for
ahome-cooked meal cause I'm not into cooking either...

Perhaps, I could come to Hove and have brekfirst with you at your
neighbour's place ;)???????

Myoarin....wow!!! cool!!!

Steph53
Subject: Re: Who Is KEMLO????
From: probonopublico-ga on 17 Aug 2006 22:25 PDT
 
I caught up with my new neighbour yesterday and was I surprised!

He was not at all what I had expected but then I am continually
surprised whenever I meet people whom I've previously known 'remotely'
... they are never how I imagined them.

Like your goodself, I was amazed to discover that you were a bearded 6
foot redhead called Stephen when I had persuaded myself that you were
actually a gorgeous blonde called Stephanie.

Such is life!

Anyhow, immediately I met my new neighbour, I knew that I had seen his
face somewhere before. He had a natty little moustache and wore what
was obviously a floppy black wig. He carried his left arm behind his
back but I could still see that his left hand continually twitched
uncontrollably.

He told me that he had been born in Germany at some place called
Berchtesgaden and that his father had been a high up Government
official. Evidently, his father didn't marry his mother until much
later.

He attributed his poor sepling to his being a furriner (someone not
born in Oklahoma).

I'm guessing but I would say that he was about 70. He wouldn't tell me
his name but said I could call him Junior.

That's all I have for now!

Bryan

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