Is it love at first site?

Incy wincy Google spider crawling on the internet
Down came the Microsoft mouse, and chased poor Incy off
Out came the GA researchers, who caught that nasty mouse
So incy wincy Google spider returned to the internet again.

The spider is vampiric, so it's more like love at first byte.

My mouse eats anything it can find:  usually bits of pipe tobacco and ashes.
However, this causes indigestion, requiring my cleaning my mouse's
oriface and ball.  I won't go into detail about how this is done  -
not after my sister sent me a very ambiguous description of the
process.
If she (Mouse is feminine in German, despite having ... er, well, you
know what I mean) has eaten any or THE Google spider, the remains were
no longer recognizable.

?cleaning my mouse's oriface? (sic) - that sounds as bad as a
children?s programme we used to have on the BBC: Muffin the Mule.

I bet you still know the words to the song

"We all like muffin tyhe mule"

Kemlo