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Q: Crabcakes-ga ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   5 Comments )
Subject: Crabcakes-ga
Category: Family and Home > Relationships
Asked by: mother911-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 19 Sep 2006 08:39 PDT
Expires: 19 Oct 2006 08:39 PDT
Question ID: 766592
For Crabcakes-ga only please,

Who is your all time favorite bearded, male GAR from NY?

Feel free to detail all his wonderful qualities and share any personal
thoughts about him.
Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
Answered By: crabcakes-ga on 19 Sep 2006 13:16 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
Hmmmm, *who* could it be?

Beard Papa makes lip-smackin' good cream puffs.

James Beard was a world renown chef, I believe from New York.

This guy HAS to be from New York!

This leprechaun wannabe is probably from New York

None of the above are GARs though! And none had Mother's humor,
compassion, and wit!

Why the jocular, bearded GAR Class Clown, Mother911-ga wins!
Mother911-ga IS my favorite bearded Hew Yoiker!

Personal thoughts? I think Mother911-ga missed his calling as a stand
up comedian. Mom is a manly man, yet sensitive, and has a very lucky

Thanks, Mom!
mother911-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $5.00
Wow! I am totally stunned, I was sure you would pick someone else.

I really don't know what to say...

I would like to thank my parents without whom I would not be here, my
wife who is the luckiest women on the planet to be married to me.

Oh my there are so many people and I hadn't realized I would be picked...

I would like to thank Google Answers for realizing my pure genius and
talents and successfully snatching me away from the competitors. I
would like to thank the secret society of GARs whose admiration and
praise keeps me modest. I would like to thank all of the people who
have asked questions that I have answered, and anyone who asked a
question and was able to receive an answer even if they weren't lucky
enough to get me.

You like really like me!

[-- Mother911-ga --]

Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
From: probonopublico-ga on 19 Sep 2006 09:38 PDT
Wow ... This is a difficult one!

There's only one bearded, male GAR from NY that I can think of ...

But Crabby will need an electron microscope to find any of his wonderful qualities.

May I suggest that you increase the price to $200 to reflect the
research effort required?


Looking after Crabby, as always
Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
From: boquinha-ga on 19 Sep 2006 10:39 PDT
Bryan! I'm shocked! 

You know that Crabby is my chama and that's she's pretty great. But
you don't seem to know Mother911 very well at all! Crabby doesn't need
an electron microscope! If anything, this would be a good $200
question because it would take a VERY long time to list all the
delightful qualities that our favorite bearded NY GAR has. You think
he's funny on Google Answers? You should see him behind the scenes!
Most of us have spewed on screens because of Mother911. And he's a
good friend--always there to compliment, defend, and make you feel
ultra-special. Okay, Crabby, carry on!

Tut-tut, Bryan. ;)

Kind Regards, 
Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
From: probonopublico-ga on 19 Sep 2006 11:03 PDT
My most humble apologies, Boquinha, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself but ...

You did agree that the price should be uplifted to $200 which was the
essence of my request.

All in favour, say 'Aye'!

Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
From: mother911-ga on 19 Sep 2006 14:08 PDT
It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm funny! Not like
everybody says... like without wonderful qualities... I'm funny and I
want respect!
Subject: Re: Crabcakes-ga
From: crabcakes-ga on 19 Sep 2006 16:53 PDT
THAT was a $200 "answer", Mom! Thank you for the stars and nice tip! 

 Now, consider asking another question, directed towards me, using
Bryan's $200 suggestion!    Hint, hint!

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