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Subject: smoking pot
Category: Reference, Education and News > General Reference
Asked by: slawslo-ga
List Price: $2.50
Posted: 28 Oct 2006 13:23 PDT
Expires: 27 Nov 2006 12:23 PST
Question ID: 777849
I smoke pot om weekends  3-6 joints a weekend for 4 weekends I was
drug tested on Friday at work and I drank alot of water and I drink
alot of water every day, I have diabetes and urinate 12-15 times a
day.I smoked 4 days before test and urinated 4 times 2 hrs before you think i passed test?
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Subject: Re: smoking pot
From: barneca-ga on 28 Oct 2006 13:44 PDT
no, dude, you didn't pass the test.  luckily, you're stoned right now,
so it won't really get you down until monday.

Subject: Re: smoking pot
From: markvmd-ga on 28 Oct 2006 13:52 PDT
Three to six joints a weekend? Dude, you gotta buy better dope. One
quality joint should hold you for a good eight hours. Give up the

Oh, and you're most likely boned on the test.

On a funny note, in "Green Acres" the characters consistently refer to
being drunk as being "stoned." While this was an acceptable use in the
60s, it makes for amusing dialogue nowadays... especially when voiced
by Eva Gabor.

"Olivah, are you shtoned again?"
Subject: Re: smoking pot
From: jessaminda-ga on 28 Oct 2006 18:53 PDT
you're hosed
Subject: Re: smoking pot
From: canadianhelper-ga on 29 Oct 2006 00:12 PDT
You say you only smoke on weekends yet you smoked 4 days before the
test which would be a Monday?

The following chart gives approximate detection periods for each
substance by test type. The ranges depend on amount and frequency of
use, metabolic rate, body mass, age, overall health, drug tolerance,
and urine pH (see for more details):

Cannabis (habitual use):
 - blood: 2 weeks
 - saliva: 12-24 hours
 - urine: up to 12 weeks
 - hair: up to 90 days

Cannabis (single use):
 - blood: 2-3 days
 - saliva: 12-24 hours
 - urine: 2-3 days
 - hair: up to 90 days

Much more info here:

Hope those blunts were worth your job.
Subject: Re: smoking pot
From: frde-ga on 29 Oct 2006 01:16 PST
Funny how things change.

In the old days I worked at places that were quite respectable, where
if they had tested, then they would have been a bit worried if the
results were negative.

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