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Subject: Why?
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: jifl-ga
List Price: $5.00
Posted: 22 Oct 2002 19:34 PDT
Expires: 21 Nov 2002 18:34 PST
Question ID: 88372
Why?

Clarification of Question by jifl-ga on 22 Oct 2002 19:45 PDT
Nice try, but too obvious :-). I'm sure someone can do better than
that. The money goes to the one I decide is the best and/or funniest
answer.

Clarification of Question by jifl-ga on 22 Oct 2002 19:52 PDT
Oh, and it doesn't have to be funny (though that helps :-)).
Philosophical/insightful may win.
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Subject: Re: Why?
Answered By: omniscientbeing-ga on 22 Oct 2002 20:26 PDT
 
jifl-ga,

This is actually a fairly interesting question, deceptively simple.
I'll give you my five bucks worth.

The question "Why?" represents a level of instinctive self-awareness
associated with the human condition. Almost everyone at some point has
engaged in a conversation with a child wherein no matter what you say,
the child responds with, "Why?"

For example:

Adult:  Don't step into the street!
Child;  Why?
Adult;  Because it's not safe.
Child:  Why?
Adult:  Because there are too many cars.
Child:  Why?
Adult:  Because this time of day everyone is on their way to work.
Child:  Why?

And usually by this point the adult will force a change of subject,
otherwise the line of questioning would be endless. (It is interesting
to note, however, that the original query of "Why?" in response to
"Don't step into the street," can lead the child in short order to an
explanation of how modern society works. (If the adult in the example
above had had the patience to answer the last Why, s/he would have had
to explain why it is that most people go to work at the same time of
day every morning, which is, if you think about it, not simply
explained. [It was Henry Ford, by the way, who popularized the M-F,
9-5, 40 hour work week, for his first Model T factory].

All this from four successive instances of "Why?" Imagine the topics
being grappled with 100 "Why's" later!

What makes it interesting (and frustrating for most adults) is that
the level of specificity with each passing Why increases...I won't say
exponentially....but significantly. (I would like to see some
scientific research on this).

Probably there is some type of equation that could be used to describe
this, such as

(why)^x = condition(x-1), where x = the curent instance of Why (i.e.,
in the above example 1, 2, 3 or 4)and condition = what it is that is
asked "Why?" to.

It looks like some interesting computer programming algorhithms could
be developed based on this concept, using advanced string
manipulation. (Anyone like to take a stab at this in VB or C++ and
post some code in a Question to be added to by someone else?--Think
open source!)

It is a key point in a human being's mental development when they
realize that one can ask "Why?" to just about anything. It's an
awareness of cause-and-effect relationships, and indeed is the
fundamental basis for all scientific inquiry.

So, to directly answer your Question, "Why?" :

In this case, because you asked on Google Answers, and I felt like
providing an Answer.

Google search strategy: 

Keyword, "why"

://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Why%3F

Good luck in continuing your inquiries!

~omniscientbeing-ga
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Subject: Re: Why?
From: clouseau-ga on 22 Oct 2002 19:42 PDT
 
Because.

-=clouseau=-
Subject: Re: Why?
From: tar_heel_v-ga on 22 Oct 2002 20:29 PDT
 
Funny you should ask this question.  A friend of mine's mother took a
philosphy class and the final exam was on word on the blackboard:

"Why?"

While the other students scribble furiously in their blue books,
within 1 minute, much to the other students, she casually walked up
and turned in her exam.

Her answer:

"Why not?"

She received a B for the class

-THV
Subject: Re: Why?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 22 Oct 2002 21:17 PDT
 
Why, eh?

Well, my first thought upon reading this question was "In a nutshell,
the predominant proto-concept which confounds us all is an
inextricable component of the hierarchical distinction between chaos
and creation. If the quasi-nihilistic pattern of existential consensus
holds, we are forced to choose between postcultural absurdity and
implicit hyperreality."

But then, upon reflection, I asked myself, "Self, does the customer
really want this in a nutshell? What if the customer is allergic to
nuts? What if the customer is nuts? What then? Will the
chronosynclastic infundibulum collapse into the abyss of uncertainty,
and if so, will there be time to grab a snack first?"

In the end, having pondered these matters to the point of
preposterosity, I noticed that omniscientbeing-ga had already answered
the question, and I am off the hook.

~pinkfreud
Subject: Re: Why?
From: pelican2-ga on 29 Oct 2002 13:05 PST
 
Because
Subject: Re: Why?
From: arcadesdude-ga on 03 Nov 2002 16:02 PST
 
Why ask why?

(Would have been great for a request for clarification of question).

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