I am doing a play in which I feature this obnoxious little stuffed
doll that says lewd things when you squeeze it, and I want to know
where I can buy more of them at wholesale prices?

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Request for Question Clarification by journalist-ga on 30 Oct 2002 14:44 PST

Is there a tag or a hot-stamp mark anywhere on the doll that gives a
manufacturer clue?  Also, could you describe the doll in detail or
take a photo of it and Internet-link it so a Researcher can view it? 
All clarifications will help a Researcher in finding the doll for
which you search.

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Clarification of Question by terrybrown2-ga on 31 Oct 2002 11:24 PST

Hi.  There is no tag or other clue of manufacturer.  I was told it was
bought at "AAAAAHS"  a novelty toy store in Los Angeles, but the staff
there says they don't have it now and have no idea how to track it.  I
will try to email you a picture, but I'm not very good on the computer
and my scanner is broken.  This is a hand-held doll- stuffed animal
really, that is about 4 or 5 inches tall and 3 or 4 inches wide- 
looks a littloe like a skunk, and when you squeeze it, it says the
following 4 things:  1) me sucky-sucky  2) blow job- five dolla 3) me
love you loooong time  4) something else lewd and obnoxious-  can't
remember.  All in a foreign  Asian-type of accent.  I know this sounds
rude/absurd, but I am trying to buy these in bulk and use them as
props in my play-  I don't need the exact doll but anything similar
that a crazy corporate employee might use to terrorize other fellow
bureaucrats when they call him on the phone....

Are you perhaps looking for this character called "MashiMaro"?  This
is what was called the anti-Kitty, i.e. as opposed to Kitty Cat who is
cute, MashiMaro is a demented rabbit character that will always make
anti-social remarks and round off with farting or defecating at
anything or anyone it takes offense with.

Use Google search and type MashiMaro, there are quite a number of
sales on it.