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Subject: Business Humor
Category: Reference, Education and News
Asked by: jmhines123-ga
List Price: $25.00
Posted: 09 Jan 2003 11:47 PST
Expires: 08 Feb 2003 11:47 PST
Question ID: 139969
An informal group of professionals wants to give itself a name.  The
group is made up of very successful business owners and professionals.
 Income and achievements abound in this bunch.

As one “member” suggested, the new name should be “dignified with a
twist of whit”.  As an example, he pointed to the Cogswell Society, a
Washington DC group that meets monthly to raise a toast to Dr Henry
Cogswell an historical figure and leader of the temperance movemen (no
alcohol).

So, I am looking for something like that – an historical figure
(fiction or real) whose name, company name or even product is
humorously associated with very successful business leaders.

Request for Question Clarification by websearcher-ga on 09 Jan 2003 12:14 PST
Hello jmhines123:

Thanks for the great question. I can immediately think of two ideal
candidates, one from fiction and one from the real world.

Character: Mr. Toad
Details: This well-known character from "The Wind in the Willows",
through his impetuous and irresponsible behavior, ends up in a series
of misadventures which lose him his considerable fortune.

Person: Nick Leeson
Details: Singapore stock trader whose reckless trading brought down
Barings Bank.

Will these two suffice as an answer? Are you looking for more? Please
let me know as soon as you can.

Thanks. 

websearcher-ga

Clarification of Question by jmhines123-ga on 09 Jan 2003 13:21 PST
Maybe I need to clarify.  We don't want an individual (or company, or
product) who is only remembered for scorn and ridicule.  Dignity with
an undertone of humor.

An example, sort of:  when visiting Australia last year, several
Australians told me of their day of national pride – sort of their 4th
of July.  Its called Gallipoli Day.  The twist is that Gallipoli was a
battle in WW1 in which the Aussies got their buts kicked.  One said
”We are a proud national of loosers”
Answer  
Subject: Re: Business Humor
Answered By: omnivorous-ga on 09 Jan 2003 14:55 PST
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
Jmhines - -

The kind of question that we Google Answers researchers love - - a
little humor mixed up with our facts.

1.	The Fred Smith Academic Supporters
Smith's business case for a hub-and-spoke delivery concept got a 'C'
when he submitted it at Harvard Business School.  Of course he turned
that into Federal Express and a $21 billion company.

Smith is known for thinking out of the box.  Once in a management
class that I attended, a FedEx employee told a story about Smith
proposing a solution to the delivery company's congestion problems in
New York City: build an airport in the East River.  FedEx scheduled a
meeting with their construction engineering company to discuss it. 
When Smith left the presentation during a break, the president of the
engineering company said, "He's joking, right?"

This article has a good thumbnail profile of Smith and some other
potential candidates:
Chief Executive
"Chief Innovators" (August, 2002)
http://www.chiefexecutive.net/depts/innovators/181.htm 
 
2.	Duelling Skeptics
Charles H. Duell, U.S. Patent Attorney General, 1899, is widely
credited with having recommended closing the U.S. Patent Office by
saying, "Everything that can be invented, has been invented."  But
it's a business urban legend and patent + copyright has become an
important aspect of value to business:
Ideafinder.com
"Rumor has it . . ." (June 23, 2000)
http://www.ideafinder.com/resource/archives/wow-duell.htm

3.	Silver Ideas
Actually two guys invented 3M's Post-It Notes, Arthur Fry and Spencer
Silver (but Silver's name has so much more symbolism!)  They did what
many of your successful business people will have done - - persevered
when the test markets said Post-It notes flunked:
About.com
"Post-It Notes" (undated)
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpostit.htm 

4.	Grace Hopper Admiration Society
Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper loved a good quotation and knew how
to use them.  She was a "bureaucrat" all of her life but knew how to
communicate and how to get things done.  You probably know her for
creating the computer term, 'bug;' perhaps for her role in developing
COBOL.   At her presentations, she'd have a 12" piece of wire to show
what a 'nanosecond' was.  Several of her get-down-to-business quotes:

" Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done
it this way.' I try to fight that. That's why I have a clock on my
wall that runs counter-clockwise."

" A business' accounts receivable file is much more important than its
accounts payable file."

"You manage things, you lead people. We went overboard on management
and forgot about leadership. It might help if we ran the MBAs out of
Washington."
 
"One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions."

"A ship in port is safe, but that is not what ships are for. Sail out
to sea and do new things."

"If it's a good idea. . . go ahead and do it.  It is much easier to
apologize than it is to get permission."

U.S. Navy (Norfolk)
"RADM Grace Hopper" (undated)
http://www.norfolk.navy.mil/chips/grace_hopper/womn.htm

If none of these ideas provide a kernel of the sparkling idea that
you're seeking, I might suggest a book to generate more ideas: "The
Manager's Book of Quotations," Lewis Eigen and Jonathan Siegel, AMACOM
(American Management Association).  It has 47 chapters with quotations
on topics from accounting to entrepreneurship to training.

Google search strategy:
"Fred Smith" + "Harvard Business School"
"Grace Hopper" = quotations
"Post-It Notes" + history

Best regards,

Omnivorous-GA

Clarification of Answer by omnivorous-ga on 10 Jan 2003 05:30 PST
Jmhines --

Thanks for your kind comments.  Each of the suggestions was intended
to tack a different tack.

After sleeping on it, I thought: "The Grace Hopper suggestion could be
simplified to something simpler like the 'Rear Admirals'"

The late Adm. Hopper was an incredible speaker.  There's a video at
this site, though I haven't reviewed it:
http://www.norfolk.navy.mil/chips/grace_hopper/

I wonder if any of your members heard her speak?

Best regards,

Omnivorous-GA
jmhines123-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $10.00
Great answer. Clearly understood the goals of the question.

Comments  
Subject: Re: Business Humor
From: pugwashjw-ga on 05 Feb 2003 00:06 PST
 
Dear jmhines123 ga. a slight correction from down under. there is no
such thing as 'gallipoli day". its correct term is ANZAC DAY.
A.N.Z.A.C. being for Australia {and} New Zealand army Corps. Yes, we
did get our butt kicked but only because of the incompetent british {
english} generals making all the wrong decisions. As well as the
brilliant tactics of the Turkish general against whom we battled. Try
looking up "gallipoli" on the internet. regards.
Subject: Re: Business Humor
From: jmhines123-ga on 12 Feb 2003 12:34 PST
 
In fact, Grace Hopper was the feature speaker at my MBA graduation in
1983.  Very impressive person.

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