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Subject:
parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
Category: Arts and Entertainment > Books and Literature Asked by: bobmahlstedt-ga List Price: $20.00 |
Posted:
05 May 2003 16:17 PDT
Expires: 04 Jun 2003 16:17 PDT Question ID: 199884 |
looking for a parody of Joyce Kilmers "Trees" about cows...contains the line "you lift your stately head and toss it...and let me squeeze your every faucet." |
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Re: parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
From: journalist-ga on 05 May 2003 18:57 PDT |
I could not locate the cow parody but I did find a wonderful Ogden Nash parody and though you might enjoy it: I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree Indeed, unless the billboards fall Ill never see a tree at all. |
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Re: parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
From: magnesium-ga on 07 May 2003 20:32 PDT |
Somehow I seem to remember the "cows" parody as having been in "Mad" Magazine many, many years ago. |
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Re: parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
From: sublime1-ga on 07 May 2003 20:58 PDT |
Short of finding that particular one, I'm sure that, for the price you've offered, there are several researchers clever enough to make one up for you. Just a thought. |
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Re: parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
From: sublime1-ga on 09 May 2003 20:45 PDT |
bobmahlstedt... Just to give you some idea of what you might expect if you were to revise your question to accept a custom-written poem about cows, parodying Ms. Kilmer, I penned this for you: ==== BUSH ==== To THINK that I should find my tush amidst the poem they call a bush. A poem with branches stiff, unbending... Poking, prodding my rear-ending. A bush with thorns that tear and rend The glutei of my back end. A bush that makes arising painful, and makes passers-by disdainful, Lest, in helping me (to free me) They, in turn, will look to be me. Falls can come from those who push, But pain comes from the g*****n bush! |
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Re: parody of Joyce Kilmer poem "Trees" about cows
From: sublime1-ga on 09 May 2003 22:54 PDT |
Oops! I've just had a lifelong bit of misinformation corrected by a fellow researcher. Joyce Kilmer was not a 'Ms'. His full name was Alfred Joyce Kilmer, but he never used his first name. |
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