(I posted this a few weeks ago for $3 and am upping my price to $10 now.)

Years ago, in the wake of the 1986 USFL - NFL antitrust case (in which
the USFL won a symbolic $3 decision), the Late Show with David
Letterman ran a Top Ten list of the top ten things the USFL could have
settled for out of court.  I remember that one of the items on the
list was a large fries, and that another was a ride home from the
courhouse.  I'd love the full list.

Hi addisonbr,

This is the second time I've searched for this "top ten" list you
want. Still no luck.

I guess the best thing to do would be to buy this book which most
probably has the list in it:

The Late Night With David Letterman Book of Top Ten Lists
by David Letterman, Steve O'Donnell, Late Night with David Letterman Writers  

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671726714/qid=1070314832/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-5630895-5981610?v=glance&s=books

Best of luck,
rainbow~