Hi, I'm a professional evil overlord ( for more info on
what that entails, see http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html ).
I was talking with a friend this weekend, who accused me of not
being evil when I'm sleepy.  She thinks its too hard.  Of course,
I took this as a slight against my professionalism.  Some of nature's most
evil animals look sleepy to lure in their prey, such as crocodiles or
spiders or snakes (three of my favorites, especially in their giant
form).  So, my question to you, Google Answers:
Is it hard to be evil when you are sleepy?

Yes, it's hard to be anything when you are sleepy, other than sleepy.

It's not hard to be evil when you're sleepy. Bad snooze travels fast.

I'll ask my 2 year old.  He is truly at his most evil, when sleepy.

The answer is, no, but you must have the mind of a child, and a loaded
diaper always helps.

A clock is still a clock even when it isn't ticking. I would imagine
that, uh, "whatever you are" when you are awake, you are still one
when you are tired - just a drowsy one.

Having read the list of rules by which you abide in your quest for
supremacy, I notice that being evil while you're sleepy is an area
that has been conspicuously neglected. I have a cunning plan that will
assist you in your endeavour to be a truly 24/7 evil overlord and it
involves minor modifications to your body that will cause a certain
amount of pain initially but will be ultimately instrumental in
acheiving your goal.
Spend a small fortune on cosmetic surgery and have your face contorted
into a permanent combination of sneer and frown that will serve the
primary purpose of appearing evil to your audience.

Now for the tricky bit.

Implant small shards of dried, compressed, red chili peppers into a
dragon-shaped tattoo that runs all along the back of your thighs and
backside to give the tattoo a realistically raised 3D effect while
continually releasing a small amount of irritant into your skin. The
result will be a constant grimace and more importantly, a constant
source or irritation.

Never again will you peacefully allow an action hero to cross your
path when you're sleepy. No happy couples or furry kittens are safe
when the early hours of the morning start sapping the energy of the
evil overlord.

Finally, two contradictions. The key to true evil is knowledge.
Together they wield an unstoppable force. Should you manage achieve
sufficient knowledge you will never have to resort to Google questions
for your answers.
No rest for the wicked. Once you're evil enough, you will neither sleep nor rest.

Goodnight little nettle.

Here's a simple generic way to be evil while being sleepy or while
sleeping. It almost always works.
Have your minions execute a fluffy bunny is some cruel and unusual way
every 20 minutes you are sleepy or sleeping.  This way just the
thought of what's beeing done to these poor bunnies will put to rest
any doubt about your true nature, regardless of your appearance.  You
could take it even further by carefully selecting an animal to be
executed to achieve the best effect.  For example, if your friend
likes cats, flushing a kitten down a toilet might work.  If she likes
dogs, puppies on railroad tracks are known to convince even the most
sceptical.  Finally, if this sounds like too much trouble, or if you
are fresh out of puppies/kittens/bunnies, STOP BEING SLEEPY, YOU
SLACKER!

Of course you can be evil while asleep.  You've heard of "making money while
you sleep", right?   The principle is the same.   (If you have NOT heard of
this then I have an Amway party with your name on it.)

Of course, you will have to graduate to a whole new level of evil -- way
beyond your list.   We're talking evil so bad it almost requires a law
degree.

That is, you will have to publish. (Your site doesn't count.  More on that in
a minute.)   Publish ideas that will wreck men's lives for you -- while you
sleep.   If you do a good job, you can corrupt societies for generations.
You will be worshipped, studied, and praised long after your fortress has
been paved over for Walmart!

Now, I know what you're thinking:  "All the good ideas have been used.
Ideas like 'Love your enemy' and 'Give what you can.  Take what you need.'".
But, rest assured, I have more.

Alas, since I cannot get your two dollars, I can't seem to remember what
those evil ideas were.   Also I'm somewhat miffed.   Your site is giving away
a lot of good secrets!   The darn heroes have enough advantages as it is.

The ironic thing is that your site may actually be doing GOOD!!!   I'm afraid
we will have to ask for your evil overlord union card back.   You will, of
course, NOT get a refund for dues paid.