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Subject: Please do not look at this Question
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 07 Jul 2006 00:38 PDT
Expires: 11 Jul 2006 05:55 PDT
Question ID: 744014
Thank you for not looking.

Or will someone (Kemlo?) take a forbidden peep?
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Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: answerfinder-ga on 07 Jul 2006 00:42 PDT
 
Too late, I looked in probonopublico's box. At least I managed to shut
it in time, there's still hope in it.
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: cynthia-ga on 07 Jul 2006 01:08 PDT
 
Thank you for tempting me. I failed the test, which just goes to show
you I am old enough to know better and still too young to resist. Here
Bryan, I found this today and have been posting it everywhere:

AN ASCII WEB-OWL !

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-

Then, there's ascii mood owls!
http://www.triskele.com/asciiart.html
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: myoarin-ga on 07 Jul 2006 02:05 PDT
 
OF course I looked; wouldn't miss a Probono question for anything,
even the risk that it was full of virtual pestilence, war  - even
spam.

Cynthia is a true night owl, posting at 1:08 PST, good time to find such links.

Oh, I will venture an "answer":  Kemlo WILL peek.
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: kemlo-ga on 07 Jul 2006 03:47 PDT
 
"I can resist everything except temptation itself"
                            OR
"I would not even want to look into Probono's box"
       (in the cricketing sense of the word)


KEMLO
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: eiffel-ga on 07 Jul 2006 04:35 PDT
 
I had to choose between using a braille reader or a speech
synthesizer. In the end, the speech synthesizer won because I don't
have a braille reader.

So it seems that I am the first one posting here who has complied with
your request.

Regards,
eiffel-ga
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: myoarin-ga on 07 Jul 2006 04:42 PDT
 
And you even kept your eyes off it while you were finding the "comment" button?

Or will a speech synthesizer tell you when your cursor finds it?


Kemlo, thanks for not letting me down, Myoarin
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: politicalguru-ga on 07 Jul 2006 05:16 PDT
 
Doh! 

As Homer Simpson always says. 

Which reminds me, that my husband used to work night shifts with a
Muslim woman. One very hot night she is walking down the hall shouting
to the guys in the control room "Don't look!".

What do you think they did? 

Her response: "OMG, you saw me without my head scarf!".
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: steph53-ga on 07 Jul 2006 13:24 PDT
 
Oh man!!!!!

I peeked ;)

Steph53
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: cynthia-ga on 07 Jul 2006 13:32 PDT
 
Do NOT Click This Link:
http://www.hat.net/abs/noclick/?absbtnCeasy
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: cynthia-ga on 07 Jul 2006 13:35 PDT
 
The last one was funny, now REALLY, DON'T CLICK THIS, you'll be SORRY!

Don't Click!
http://sg.geocities.com/viceadmiralcongo/dont_click.htm
If you do, the only consolation is there IS an end.
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: myoarin-ga on 07 Jul 2006 13:45 PDT
 
I wonder how much will-power Bryan has?  Serve him right if he clicks.


But most of us click when Cynthia posts something.
I hope she got her beauty rest sometime since her first comment.
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: crabcakes-ga on 07 Jul 2006 14:25 PDT
 
Please don't click THIS link either!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: boquinha-ga on 07 Jul 2006 16:43 PDT
 
<Waving and smiling with eyes closed.> 

Tee hee.

Queen Ha :)
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: myoarin-ga on 08 Jul 2006 02:48 PDT
 
BeauQueen,

Then how'd ya know to post that answer?

(Actually I know:  the GAR grapevine told you what the "question was.  ;)
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: probonopublico-ga on 08 Jul 2006 21:26 PDT
 
Oops!

Silly me ...

I'd forgotten it was my question and took a peep myself.
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: pinkfreud-ga on 08 Jul 2006 21:38 PDT
 
hel;lo i am pinkfruds cat

sory abot my typimg i hav no fingrs and my pawws ar clumzy

pinkfrud woold lik to ansewer ths qestion but she peekd at the qestion
and immeedately was turnt to stone

we are havving her towed to the louvre since if her arms brek off it
wont make much diffrense there

excouse me i must go now and squash a pesky lil cockroach named archy
who keips tryin to reech the keybord
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: cynthia-ga on 08 Jul 2006 23:04 PDT
 
I figured if I peeked once, I had broken the spell, but just in case,
I have left this browser window open since the first peek -- I just
refresh it.

I don't want to take any chances, after all, look what happened to pink!
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: probonopublico-ga on 09 Jul 2006 00:17 PDT
 
Hello Pinkfruds Cat

Please ... There is absolutely no need to apologise for your keyboard
skills; or your grammar; or your spelling ...

You are a darn sight better than Kemlo. His sepling is ATTROSHUS.

Of course, Kemlo might also be sub-human ... Maybe another cockroach?

I do hope that your Mistress soon recovers.

It sounds to me as though she is suffering from an advanced case
of chlorella poisoning. This is the second case that I have diagnosed
this morning and I fear an epidemic. She may have contracted it at a
Mensa meet because, as you must know, some very odd humans and
sub-humans frequent these meets.

Please tell her to get it seen to!

I am sure that, when she returns from the Land of Nod, crabcakes can
propose a remedy (subject to the usual disclaimers).

Worried of Hove
Subject: Re: Please do not look at this Question
From: myoarin-ga on 09 Jul 2006 02:59 PDT
 
Ah, Bryan, but did you peek at those links?

Mehitabel, I believe that's your name, you must be one of the new cats
in Pinky's menagerie.  I didn't know that she condones cockroaches,
but sometimes it is easier to learn to live with them than try to get
rid of them, and with an appreciation for Kafka and religious beliefs
in transmigration (which I am sure Pink entertains  - especially after
this experience), it is much easier to live with them.

I am posting a question for you with an incantation that you and two
of your friends must read to her.  It will bring her back to life. 
Beforehand, sure that she is properly support, since I am not sure how
fast it works.  I wouldn't want her to shake her red tresses and lose
balance while her arms are still petrified.

Oh, yes, please don't be offended by the mention of cats in the text.
A properly spelled and capitalized answer will qualify as proof of her recovery.

Give her my/our greetings, Myoarin

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