(I posted this a few months ago for $3, then for $10, and am upping my
price to $20 now.)

Years ago, in the wake of the 1986 USFL - NFL antitrust case (in which
the USFL won a symbolic $3 decision), the Late Show with David
Letterman ran a Top Ten list of the top ten things the USFL could have
settled for out of court.  I remember that one of the items on the
list was a large fries, and that another was a ride home from the
courhouse.  I'd love the full list.
 
This is my third stab at this one...

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Request for Question Clarification by nenna-ga on 01 Apr 2004 10:37 PST

Hello,

According to CBS, the Top ten lists didn't start until 1993. Are you
sure on the date?

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Clarification of Question by addisonbr-ga on 09 Apr 2004 20:44 PDT

Pretty sure that Top Ten lists existed before 1993... 1993 was just
when Letterman moved from NBC to CBS.

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